X o m b i e OUTBREAK [onexone]

Subject: X o m b i e OUTBREAK [onexone] Wed May 28, 2008 10:20 pm

'ello thur 8]

its a life story

hey thur doll-
the username's X o m b i e.
Say xom-chan or something messed up like that, I might just have to stab you with a spork; so I suggest that you don't make me do such a thing 'kay?

I'm nineteen, soon to be twenty and I go to the UCF
You might have heard of it.
I'm a technical theatre major there and the Senior Shop Head for the Costume shop, meaning I know how to build clothes and the like.
This also means I get very busy when I'm working shows. I'm usually stuck there until 9 or 10 at night sometimes.
This means my shedule is fucked whenever there is rehearsal.
But I'll be done soon :]

Kinda lazy. I do have a life outside of this box.

I'm a bit cynical and even more insane.
Most people I have met said they would be scared to meet my brain in a dark alley at night.
Though you shouldn't have to worry much. I'm pretty chill. :]
A little perverted but what teenager isn't? I have a sick sense of humor is all.
I speak sarcasm and musical theater. And a little bit of Shakespeare.

Ima dork.

Hugs not drugs make the world go round.
I love psychadelics. I'm such a hippie.
Thats just how I roll.
I need my glasses so excuse the fuck ups.
The Quakers had the right idea, but I still am a wiccan.
A priestess mind you, I went through schooling.

Hate on me I dare you.

I'm that short brunette chick that hangs out with the scary kids downtown.
Don't judge us or my size. We look out for each other.
Wanna be an art director for fashion ads or magazine editor.

Subject: Re: X o m b i e OUTBREAK [onexone] Wed May 28, 2008 10:22 pm

So then!

get to the damn point

So anyway....
I've been in the roleplaying world since 2003 when I was thirteen,
so I've been around for a while. Five years now.
So its okay to assume that I'm beyond one liners.
I'm what you all might call a literate roleplayer, but lets not use labels.
It all depends on how we feel anyway.

If I'm not really interested, my posts will be short.
If I'm in love with it, I'll be writing four+ paragraphs at a time.
Monster posts are okay sometimes, but I like to keep a steady pace of at least three paragraphs, five sentences each myself. But it all depends on you.

Its quality over quantity with me.

I can go advanced if I'm really into it. And if you ask for it.

So if you give me five annoying paragraphs
about how your charrie tied their shoe, I might barf.
If you give me one paragraph that is so beauitful and straight to the point,
I'll bear your children.

If you wanna look at my skills, just check post history.
But we should trust each other okay?
Trust is nice.

Subject: Re: X o m b i e OUTBREAK [onexone] Wed May 28, 2008 10:24 pm

rules anyone?

more like expectations

right so here we go...

in a post, I expect ---
decent spelling,
good grammar,
complete sentences,
detail,
expression,
action,
a slice of pie,
something that isn't pointless
and enough length to work off of.

[note; length does not mean novel size.
I don't do elitist or super advance literate. I am just literate, sometimes adv.]

The slice of pie is optional.

You can probably tell that I like humor by now,
so don't be afraid to use it.

Please remember that there is a "space bar".
Use it.

I'd like it if you contact me with either a plot of your own,
or at least an idea of what you want to do.
I have some plots too so its okay to pick one from there
or mix and match.
Lets try to be creative.

I roleplay over private threads ONLY.
I HATE MESSANGERS!
So stop asking if I use them.
And begging to use them is being rude to me.
If I don't like using them, then I don't like using them.
I might do PMsif you ask me nicely.
But I tend to loose track of those.

When sending a request,
the title should clue me in to the fact you want to roleplay.
And in the message, please include
what topic(s) you are interested in,
your limitations,
and maybe a little about you.
I like to get to know my roleplay partner, but only if you want to.

If you have a plot, include it in your first message. Don't be afraid.
I also like brainstorming with my partners so we can do that too.

Please note that I don't mind cussing, violence, or "questionable" topics.
My limits are your limits.

Hoo-rah.

Subject: Re: X o m b i e OUTBREAK [onexone] Wed May 28, 2008 10:29 pm

roleplays!

hoo-rah

right let's start with the don't list
this might include, but is not limited to...

Series related roleplays -
cause that just ain't my thing.
Anime -
cause the thought of it makes me cringe.
(inu yasha needs to die)
Strictly smut -
I come for roleplay! Not cybering!

I do some movies. You'll see that latter.

So basically I'm originals only kind of gal.
But if you describe worlds used in books/movies/games etc
and it doesn't confuse the hell out of me, I'll do it.
But only for locations and such.

Now for what I like....

well, this list is going to be too long, so I'll sum some of it up quickly.

I'm a big fantasy fan but realism is the key to my heart.
Even with magical worlds, if your writing takes me to that place,
I'll love you forever.

I do mystical, magical, sci fi, historical fiction,
and whatever else may tickle my fancy at the time.
I'm a bit history geek,
but this does not mean I only do medieval or the late 1800s
I do the Romans, the ancient Greeks. Anicent Egypt,
Tudor England,
the French Revolution, the 1920s, 1960s and 1970s, today,
the future, whenever.

Romance is generally always included in my roleplays,
but it doesn't have to be instant or already there,
it can become and grow. Like I said, realism.
I do girl-boy only

I wont be your master, but my characters aren't pushovers either.
I'm a swtich I guess.
I can be dominant one minute and submissive the next.
I'm not steady in that regard.

I like imperfections in characters. I like a little bit of dirt.
Take your perfect mary sues else where. I hate them.

I also like have *gasp* conflict!
I like problems and the like in relationships.

I love underground related plots. Dirt and grime is so interesting.
Subculture living and the like is king. I don't like talking about the rich.
They're generally boring.
Unless its Las Vegas.

I like the drug cults and organized crime.
Even unorganized crime is cool.
I just like to write about faults and corruption.
Even though corruption is bad in real life.
Makes for good stories.

Cliché plots are boring, I want some fresh ideas.
We can always combine things.
You can have the mafia of Chicago made up of nothing but vampires.
Its all good.

The only things that I know I like to do that are not originals are:
Labyrinth
Harry Potter,
Spirited away &
Sweeny Todd.
I usually prefer to take the basic plot or the setting,
not always the characters.
But Mr. T and Mrs. Lovett are one sexy pair. ;]
yum.

hm....
Just in case you are the skimming type..

I do mostly originals
with any romantic pairing.
Hetero is the only kind of pairing I will do.
I double
I love creativity
I will try to make even the most cliché plot interesting,
But I like to try new things.
I don't do most fandom based plots.
Ask me your questions!

That seemed to be it really. I might add more.

Always ask. I rarely say no.

Subject: Re: X o m b i e OUTBREAK [onexone] Wed May 28, 2008 10:31 pm

HOLY CRAP!

you do plots???

yes, yes I do. I have a few of my own if you care to see. All are mine unless stated otherwise, so don't steal!!! I'll post them once I finish editing them.